money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
when kids stare at you for a long time
this is the most riveting thing i’ve ever experienced
what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
"hi i’m harry"
"hi harry, we’re in the same band."
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end