ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
it is not your fault if you fail. you are made up of billions of cells. it is their fault